April 2012
me: *takes a step outside*
me: april fools
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it’s hard for me to believe that anyone can even come close to relating to me or feeling the things i’ve felt.
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i hate anything that reminds me of what i used to have. it’s like no matter where i am in the world i still feel like a displaced motherfuck looking for a place to call home. stability. something i’ve been looking for my whole fucking life. here i am, the age i thought i’d have my life together by, still doing the same fucking shit, with no fucking results. i’ve just...
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skeetbucket: omg the song is a perfect rollercoaster song LOL
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holy. shit.
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supremepeniskingsam: follow someone they make a post fan screaming over you and shit unfollow them april fools bitch
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my life: april fools
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gaymzee: gender is just extremely dumb and i think we should all identify as chairs
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When you stretch in class and your inner porn star...
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ooooooooooomg
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its april fools day
thatkat: fuck with me and ill punch you in the face
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ok guys
there’s this contract worker i know from sri lanka & he was tellin us about his culture & stuff & like about arranged marriages & apparently the girl HAS to be a virgin when u marry her & after the first night, the guy’s parents will come & see the girl’s underwear to see if it has blood or somethin cause that’s proof that she was a virgin idk ...
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Anonymous asked: does sex hurt the first time someone does it?
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abuserr: my lifes a struggle between being cold and hating pants
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FINALLY,
twerkitmatt: Ashley and Takuma are together. shit M LITERALYL ME RN
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me: that six-year-old is going to be hot when he's older
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supremepeniskingsam: why the hell did i used to think that you were cute holy fuck i was probably desperate 
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k1mkardashian: i like how the krusty krab only had two employees 
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Listensidneyhoodrat: I am 2 fucking funny 2 be alive ...
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1112pm: I want to be surrounded and then I want to be alone. I want to be alone and then I want to be surrounded. I can’t make up my mind. I want to be alive but I do things that kill me.
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